What should Malaysia Airlines change their name to?

"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich) 08/28/2014 at 17:11 • Filed to: None

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I was reading the comments in this article:

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... and 945T mentioned that even calling it "MalAiria" would be more effective at this point.

LOL

But that got me thinking... What name would you give to Malasia Airlines?

Personally I think "Gambler's Airways" or "RR Air" (Russian Roulette) would be good ones.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 08/28/2014 at 17:14

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"Don't Fly Us Unless You Have A Death wish Airway."

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 08/28/2014 at 17:15

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sardinecan airlines

Manuél Ferrari > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 08/28/2014 at 17:16

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"Gilligan's Airline"

Jcarr > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 08/28/2014 at 17:18

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MightLoseYa Airlines

FireSpittingV12 > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 08/28/2014 at 17:20

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CarelessAir

McMike > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 08/28/2014 at 17:27

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"2015 and beyond"

Textured Soy Protein > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 08/28/2014 at 17:36

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Prime Minister Air

Dusty Ventures > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 08/28/2014 at 18:41

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"For Sale"

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 08/28/2014 at 18:56

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We Don't Need Al Qaeda to Crash Airlines

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/28/2014 at 19:10

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If they called it Al Qaeda Air, would Al Qaeda try to sue? Hmmm...

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 08/28/2014 at 19:14

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No, they would just use the airline for their deeds.

scoob > FireSpittingV12 08/28/2014 at 19:39

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But they drop pianos on Morris Marinas at the TG test track.

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 08/28/2014 at 19:41

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Do they have a sister company called Piano Avion Malheureusement?

Alex B > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 08/28/2014 at 20:27

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DR Airlines (death row airlines)

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 08/28/2014 at 21:53

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Too soon?

Minardi Gras > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 08/28/2014 at 22:18

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People are not deserting the airline because they fear another accident, but in the immediate aftermath of MH17 a LOT of customers changed their bookings to other airlines fearing that the company would go bust before their travel. MH/MASkargo is still doing reasonably well on the cargo front, it might be the only profit they're making at the moment. Unfortunately the bankruptcy fears have not disappeared so I don't see pax numbers increasing any time soon. I would rename it 'Solvent Air'.

Tohru > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 08/29/2014 at 00:19

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Ghost Airlines. "We Help You Disappear Without a Trace!"